This last Saturday I took a bunch of books I’ve been selling out to a spot I know In Malibu Canyon.

It’s something fun to do, I usually meet a lot of nice people, arty people and creative people all while making a few bucks selling books.

I met a nice young lady in her early twenties and I sold her a Steinbeck (east of eden-the wayward bus). I also let her lift The Encyclopedia Britanica so she could feel how heavy the knowledge inside her phone actually weighs for fun.

An older business woman with a business on PCH stopped by and we really had a great talk and she shared some good business references with me where I could take some of the items I was selling.

So things were going well, I’m selling stuff and making connections when all of sudden a young guy in his 20’s pulled up and started looking over the books.

I introduced him to a few books I thought he may like and all seemed perfectly normal.

Then, out of the blue he started asking me some odd questions like “who do you think controls the world?” I explained that in my opinion those with the most money these days seem to have the most control of our government and the world.
Apparently I was wrong because he told me it was a liberal pedophile cabal that runs the country and the world.

This is what the nazis called a “purity test” and I wasn’t falling for his bullshit test. So I shot right back with…”If America hadn’t elected a Pedophile President it wouldn’t be run by pedophiles now.”

He immediately said “I bet you Voted for Obama!”

I then told him “FUCK OBAMA, FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOUR GOVERNMENT!” I fuckin lost it…I went yocky on the dude and chased him across the lot all the way to his car screaming “WHAT THE FUCK DID THE GOVERNMENT EVER DO FOR YOU THAT YOU’RE HERE SUCKING THEIR COCKS FOR THEM?”

“WHAT…WHAT…WHAT DID GOVERNMENT DO FOR YOU…TELL ME”

His response was nothing but running away like a pussy so I called him a Trump cunt and told him what a bitch he was for kissing the governments ass.

I continued chasing him all the way to his car at which time he turned around like he wanted to get down so I punched him straight in the nose breaking his glasses into two pieces cutting his eyes brow.

He fell to the ground and I kicked him right in the knee, he let out a loud yelp like a girl and I remarked “you’re just a little girl you ain’t about this” and I kicked dirt into his face.

Yeah yeah…of course the Pigs showed up and what not but…I knew one of the Pigs from some shit security job I had a few years back.

So, they get his story and then get mine…He wants to press charges they tell me which I knew was coming but I’ve done this a few times and it isn’t my first rodeo so I tell the Pigs “good, I’m pressing charges against his ass as well so we’ll both go to jail today…Do you guys still serve those awesome burritos over there still?”

The Pigs go back and tell him the deal…

So…as always Trumpty Dumpty backed down because all I kept muttering while the cops were talking to him was “Round Two in the jail cell”…”Lets do this, let’s both go…Its on Mutherfucker! We’re gonna get down in there!

The cunt backed out of that idea immediately!

So, the cops saw the lil cunt boy on his way and then came over to speak with me but they couldn’t stop laughing and ended up laughing all the way to their car saying “James, you’re too much.”

So…I ask you…What has the fuckin government ever done for you?

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